Saturday, December 10, 2011

Poker Quotes

Poker also has its share of quotes and sayings. Read these fun quotations about Poker:

  • The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. [Julius “Big Julie” Weintraub]
  • Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. [Steven Wright]
  • Poker exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great. [Walter Matthau]
  • Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. [V.P. Pappy]
  • Old card players never die, they just shuffle away.

Read more quotes about Poker and other topics at Laph.com